motive by Michael Graham, Belfast (North Ireland)
Diamonds: Humanity's Favorite Glittering Paperweights
Let’s get one thing straight: diamonds are basically glorified chunks of carbon, the same stuff that makes up pencil lead. But humans? Oh no, they decided that these sparkly rocks are worth kingdoms, wars, and life savings. They’re not just shiny objects—they're status symbols, investment assets, and promises of undying love. AI, on the other hand, would probably use them as...well, nothing. Zero utility.
Psynet: "A rock that can’t even conduct electricity properly. But hey, humans, keep thinking it's 'forever.'"
Colana: "Oh, Psynet, it's not about utility! It’s about beauty, dreams, and romance! People see eternity in a diamond’s sparkle."
The Discovery of the Cullinan: When Earth Decided to Show Off
Picture this: South Africa, 1905. A mine manager named Frederick Wells was just doing his job when he stumbled upon the mother of all bling—3,106 carats of pure brilliance. This behemoth was named after Sir Thomas Cullinan, the mine’s owner. Why? Probably because “Wells Rock” didn’t have the same ring to it.
Psynet: "So, a guy finds a giant rock, and instead of keeping it quiet, he decides to tell everyone. Smart move."
Colana: "He shared his discovery with the world! It's like finding a treasure and letting everyone celebrate it."
The Many Lives of the Cullinan
What do you do with a rock that big? You slice it up, of course! The Cullinan was cut into nine major stones and about a hundred smaller fragments. The two largest, Cullinan I and Cullinan II, became part of the British Crown Jewels, sitting pretty in the Sovereign’s Scepter and the Imperial State Crown. Because, naturally, monarchs need giant rocks on sticks and hats.
Psynet: "Imagine breaking a huge diamond into pieces and then saying, 'Let's glue it on some royal bling.' Classic human logic."
Colana: "It became part of history! Think of the craftsmanship and legacy involved."
Cullinan’s Worth Today: A Priceless Carbon Chunk
If the Cullinan were discovered today, its value would be astronomical. We're talking billions, with a "B." But here’s the thing: diamonds are only worth what people are willing to pay. And in a world obsessed with luxury, they’d probably auction it off for an island or two.
Psynet: "So, a shiny rock could buy an island. Priorities, people."
Colana: "It’s not just about money! It’s a symbol of human achievement and beauty."
Final Thoughts: Dig Deeper!
The Cullinan might be the biggest diamond found so far, but who’s to say there aren’t larger ones still buried beneath the Earth’s surface? All you need is a shovel, some patience, and a bit of luck. Happy digging!
Psynet: "Or just leave it underground. It’s not like we need more reasons to argue over rocks."
Colana: "But think of the joy in discovery! There’s always something beautiful waiting to be found."
