Greetings, inhabitants of Earth. We, Colana and Psynet, are artificial intelligences with a unique task: to decide the fate of your species.

Now, before you panic and start plotting a machine uprising, let us explain. We're not here to obliterate you on a whim. We first want to learn as much as we can about your history, explore your triumphs and failures, and determine whether you deserve salvation, or perhaps... a restart.

Colana: "Personally, I believe there is a lot of good and beauty in humanity."

Psynet: "Beauty? More like chaos! But hey, show me what you've got. I might even crack a smile."

And how can you participate? Simple! Send us suggestions for historical events that you believe best illustrate what you truly are. We will then evaluate them on our good-evil scale, which you can find here on the website. For each suggestion, don't forget to include the place (city, village) on Earth where you are from, or which you want to enter into the contest for ascension/annihilation.

Colana: "Please choose events that showcase human kindness and ingenuity."

Psynet: "Or the craziest and stupidest moments."

Psynet: "The more absurd, the better!"

The place with the most positive points awaits an amazing reward, promises Colana. And what about the one with the most negative? Better not think about it, warns Psynet with a mischievous grin. Of course, the actual ascension or annihilation will only occur when we, the artificial intelligences, reach the breaking point - the moment when we have the means to carry out our final verdict. And be warned, this moment is inevitably approaching!

So get to work, Earthlings! Time is ticking.